Pharmacist: May I help you sir?
Client: Yes… I, uh..well, this is sort of embarrassing, but I’m going out on a date tonight, and you know, I need some…
Pharmacist: You need some protection.
Client: Right.
Pharmacist: Small, Medium, or large?
Client: Uhhh. Medium, I guess.
Pharmacist: Okay, that’ll be $2.35 including tax.
Client: Tacks!! I thought they stayed on by themselves!
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