Two kids decided to dress up as a cow for Halloween, after hours of arguing who was going to be the head and the rear, they decided to flip a coin and the argument was settled. While crossing a farmer’s field in their costume the boy that was in the rear says, "What's that snort your making?"
The boy in the front said; "I'm not snorting," and swings his big cow head around and spots this huge bulls racing towards them. He says "Don’t panic! But we got a problem behind us coming up fast. It’s a big bull."
After a second or two the kid in the rear says, "What are we going to do?"
The kid in the front replies, "I don't know about you, but I'm going to bend over and eat some grass."
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