The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One
night he was awakened by strange noises, coming from the shop. He
tiptoed downstairs and observed that his 21-year-old daughter was
sitting on the chopping block and was masturbating with a liverwurst.
He sighed and tiptoed back to bed.
The next morning, one of his
customers came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained
that he did not have any.
The woman was annoyed. She pointed and said,
“No liverwurst, eh? Well, what’s that hanging on the hook right over
there?”
The embarrassed butcher frowned at her and replied, “That,
lady, is my son-in-law.”
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