Sunday, April 21, 2013

Fishing

Two women are fishing. Lisa always catches the most fish. Wanda asked her, "How do you do it? Every time we go fishing you always catch the most fish." 

Lisa replied, "When I wake up in the morning if my husbands thing is hanging off to the left, I fish off the left side of the boat. If his thing is hanging off to the right I fish off the right side of the boat." 

Wanda says, "What if his thing is standing straight up?” 

Lisa says, "Then you don't go fishing!"

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