Quickie

A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks What he would like?

He says, “I want a quickie.”

She slaps him and says, “Just give me your order, mister!”

The man says, “I want a quickie!” She slaps him again.

“Last chance, What do you want?”

The man insists, “Look, I really, really want a quickie!”

Another customer leans over and says, “I believe that’s pronounced quiche.”