There are two women sitting around talking about their lovers. One woman says to the other, "I have three lovers and I have names them all after soda pop. The first one I named 7-up because he is seven inches long and always up. The second one I named Mountain Dew because when he mounts me he knows what to do. The third one I named Jack Daniels."
The second woman is confused and she says to the first woman, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda, it's a hard liquor."
The first woman says, “EXACTLY."
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