Saturday, April 27, 2013

Escalades

Three boys were sitting on the sidewalk eating ice cream. They were admiring three Escalades parked on the street.

The first boy says "When I grow up I am going to be a doctor so I can buy a black Escalade."

The second boy says "When I grow up I am going to be a lawyer so I can buy a gold Escalade."

The third boy says "When I grow up I want to be covered from head to toe with hair!"

The other two look at him and ask why.

The third boy says, "Because my sister has a small patch of hair and owns all three of those Escalades."

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