Watering Hole

Every Friday a few guys get together after work at the local watering hole. One Friday, Sam showed up late, sat down at the bar, and powered down his entire first drink in one huge gulp. Then he turned to Jim and said, “times are getting tough, my friend. Today my wife told me that she is going to cut back sex with me to just twice a week. I can’t believe it.”
 

Jim put his hand on Sam’s shoulder and said reassuringly, “You think you’ve got it bad? She’s cut some guys out all together!”