Tuesday, June 4, 2013

2 Pints

There's this guy who's sitting in the bar he order's two pints at a time he drink's one of the pint's pours the other between his legs. The waitress come's around again asks the guy if he'd like two more.

He replies "Yes, two more please."

She brings him two more. She then noticed that he drank one and poured the other between his legs she asks him "What are you doing sir?"

He say's "Well miss I just won the 649 Lottery and this is the only PRICK I'm sharing it with."

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