A well dress but obviously intoxicated gentleman stumbled up to a
policeman at a busy downtown intersection and voiced a thick-tongued
complaint. “Somebody stole my car, officer,” he announced groggily.
“I had it right here on the tip of my ignition key.”
“We’ll go right to the station and report it,” the cop replied, amused
at the guy’s condition. “But I think you should zip up your fly up
before we leave.”
“Oh, my,” exclaimed the drunk, looking at his open barn door. “Somebody stole my girl, too!”
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