A man walks onto a bar with his pet alligator and says to everyone: "If I place my genitals in this alligators mouth for one minute and take them out unscathed will each of you buy me a drink?"
They all agreed to his challenge. So he took off his pants placed his genitals in the alligator’s mouth and the alligator closed his mouth. Everyone gasped in aw. A minute later he takes a bottle smashes it over the alligators head and the alligator opened its mouth. He took out his genitals and sure enough not a scratch on them.
When he is done with his drinks he asks the crowd "Now would anyone of you dare to do this next?" And a beautiful woman raises her hand and says " I will but don't hit me over the head with a bottle."
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