Friday, June 7, 2013

12-inch Pianist

A guy walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano, along with a tiny little man who immediately starts to play. Another guy notices this and says, “Hey, what’s that?”

“A 12- inch pianist.” The first guy says. “You see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, and I goy a 12-inch pianist.”

“Can I try?” The second guy asks.

The first guy says okay, and a minute later a million ducks fill the room.

“Ducks? I didn’t wish for a million ducks. I wished for a million bucks,” says the second guy.

“You think I really wished for a 12-inch pianist?” says the other.

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