My Pants

A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,' he says. "The weather ahead looks clear, so sit back, relax and - OH MY GOD!"

The intercom falls silent. A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. "I'm so sorry for scaring you all earlier,'"he says. "But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

'That's nothing, "A passenger in coach shouted. 'You should see the back of mine!"