Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Too Shy to Buy Condoms

This young lad got himself a girlfriend. He has been dating her for a few weeks and she’s just agreed for them to have sex on the condition that he uses a condom. He goes to the chemist to buy some condoms but there are a lot of women around so he comes over all shy and decides to buy a Lollypop.

The next day he goes back to the chemist same thing happens again but this time he buys a pair of tweezers.

On the third day he’s getting really hot and horny, goes back into the chemist, the chemist is empty with a beautiful assistant behind the counter. He shyly goes up to the counter and asks for packet o condoms.

The assistant turns rounds and asks him "You guna SUCKA PLUKA or FUCKA?.”

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