A horse and chicken were friends. One day they were strolling in the farm near a pond. Suddenly the horse slipped and fell in the pond. The chicken, worried about his friend, started shouting. The farmer heard the chicken shouting. He brought his BMW and a rope. He tied one end of the rope to his BMW and the other end to the horse's neck and pulled it out. The horse and chicken were both thankful to the farmer. A few days later, while the two friends (horse and chicken) were again strolling near that pond, the chicken slipped and fell into the pond. It started shouting but the farmer was not nearby that day.
Suddenly, the horse came near the edge of the pond, lowered its dick into the pond. The chicken held it and the horse pulled the chicken out.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "If you have a big dick, you do not need a BMW to pick up chicks"
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