A 65-year-old man went for a physical examination. After the doctor finished his exam and read the lab work he said, "You are in excellent health for a man your age. What did your father die from?"
The man replied, "My father is not dead he is 86 years old and we played 18 holes of golf this morning and walked the course."
The doctor said, "That's incredible - what did your grandfather die from?"
The man replied, "Who said he is dead, he is 108 years old an in fact, he just got married again."
The doctor asked, “Why in the world would a 108 year old man want to get married for?"
The man replied, "Who said he wanted to get married, He got his 21 year old girlfriend pregnant and he had to."
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