Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Definitions

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:  "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

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