Connie was seen going into the woods with a small package and a birdcage. She was gone several days and then finally returned. Her friend Lisa had never seen Connie looking so sad. “I heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days,” Lisa said. “I’m glad you got back okay, but why do you look so sad?”
Connie replied, “Because I just can’t get a man.”
Lisa said, “Well, you sure won’t find one in the middle of the woods.”
“Don’t be so silly, Connie said. “I know that. I went into the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I just couldn’t find it.”
“I don’t understand,” Lisa said. “What are you taking about?”
"I went there to catch a couple of owls,” Connie replied. “I took some dead mice and a birdcage.”
“How on earth will that help you get a man?” asked Lisa.
“Well,” said Connie, “I’m told the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters.”
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