A science teacher asks a student, "Mike if you could have any element off the element table what would it be."
Mike said "Gold, because gold is worth a lot and I could have a Ferrari in my driveway."
The teacher asked another student "Johnny what element would you choose"
Johnny said "Platinum, because platinum is more expensive than gold and I could have a Viper in my driveway."
The teacher asked another student "George what element would you pick"
George said "Silicone."
“Silicone?” the amazed teacher asked.
George said "Because my mom got some silicone and now she has a ferrari and a viper in her driveway."
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