Two mates have been on safari in deepest, darkest Africa for six months shooting and trapping all manner of game when they come across a large female orangutan, one says to the other "Gees I'm horny, how about we trap her and have a bit of fun?"
"I don’t know" replies the other. "shes a big monkey."
Leave it up to me, comes the reply. After much ado they finally net her, stake her out on the ground, and to calm her down by placing a bag over her head.
“Right, says the first hunter. Get your knife ready and if I get into trouble you will have to take her out, ok?"
"Sure will” comes the reply.
The first guy jumps on and after a minute or so she goes berserk, pulls the stakes out of ground and grabs him in a huge hug, "Quick the knife, the knife!!" He yells
"Where do I stab her?" yells the other guy!
"Stab her, no don’t stab her, cut the bag off her head I want to kiss her." he replies
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