A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doctor, doctor you've got to help me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Twice a day I have sex with my wife."
"That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary."
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute."
"Well, that's definately too much," says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
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