An older couple went to Texas on vacation. The husband is trying to revigorate his romanticism and onward to sex, buys some cowboy boots. He takes all his clothes off to total bareness, wears his new shining boots and walks to the bathroom where wife was taking bath.
He says, "Hi honey, see anything exciting on me?"
Wife looks and says, "What? That withered thing of yours that hangs down, that aleays is hanging down now and appears it will be hanging down for ever. So what is exciting to see?"
Husband says, "No dear, that thing of mine is looking down at my new sexy boots! Notice them?"
Wife says, "Yes, then why didn't you buy a hat? It would at least be looking up for an exciting change."
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