A man asked his neighbor how he kept his car looking so nice and glossy.
The neighbor replied "My wife gave me all her worn out panties and I use them to polish his car with."
Being a bachelor, he decided to ask his stenographer for some of
hers, so one day at the office he asked "By the way, Miss Jones, what do
you do with your panties when you wear them out?"
"Why?" she replied demurely, "If I can find them afterwards, I put them back on again!"
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