Three Whores

Three whores were comparing notes about their customers from the night before.

"I fucked a cowboy last night", said the first.

"How did you know he was a cowboy?" asked the second.

"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were screwing."

"Sounds like a cowboy, all right," the others agree.

"I fucked a lawyer," announced the second. "I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time we were fucking."

They all agreed he sounded like a lawyer.

"I fucked a grain farmer," commented the third.

"How could you possibly know he was a grain farmer?" one asked.

"First he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."

A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house, and Grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

"Oy vey, Morris, " said Grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"

Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost...I was just too tired to walk home."