A woman visits a very posh Persian-rug store. She spots the perfect rug, walks over to inspect it, and as she bends down to feel the texture, she rips a giant fart. She looks behind her to see if anybody heard it, and all seems fine, but when she turns back around, there’s a salesman standing next her.
She says, “Umm, how much does this rug cost?”
The salesman says, “Lady, if you farted just from touching it, you’re gonna shit when you hear the price.”
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