What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?..... Bingo!
How do you make Winnie the Pooh mad?..... Stick 2 fingers in his honey.
Two men walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming!
Isn’t it amazing that they had computers way back in the time of Adam and Eve? Eve had and apple, and Adam had a Wang!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize that you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
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