Little Jon goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Jon has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it."
Well later that day Jon’s Dad gets a call from Jon’s teacher. "I think I've cured Jon’s betting problem." said the teacher.
"How?" Asked Jon’s Dad.
"Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass and, I took him to the teachers lounge and showed him there wasn’t one there; and took the ten bucks."
"Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through."
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