10 More Confucius Say...

.....Virginity like bubble, one small prick and it gone.
.....Girl who sits on judge's lap, gets honorable discharge.
.....It is better to puke while pooping than poop while puking
.....Man who like 69, always sticking his nose where it not wanted. (LOVE this one :))
.....Man who puts hand in bush not always gardener!
.....Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
.....Man who eat many prunes get good run for his money.
.....Man who feel woman on period get caught red handed.
.....Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
.....Man who lay girl on bed spring, this spring; get offspring, next spring.