Little Tommy

Little Tommy hears his parents fighting, "You Bitch, You Bastard" and little Tommy says, "What does that mean?"

"Grandma and Grandpa, son."

He goes and plays out side and hears these guys talking, "Yeah so I said c'mon stick your dick in my pussy." He asks, "What is dick and pussy."

The guys turn around surprised and quickly say, "Hat and coat."

Back in the house he goes upstairs to find his dad shaving. His dad cuts himself and says, "SHIT!"

"What does that mean Daddy?"

"Oh, um, shaving cream." little Tommy goes down stairs to watch his mom who is stuffing the turkey. Her ring gets caught and she says, "FUCK!"

Little Tommy says, "What does that mean Mommy?"

"Stuffing, son stuffing." Then the doorbell rings and Tommy goes to open it. It's his grandparents.

Little Tommy says "Hi Bitch, hi Bastard, can I take your dick and pussy? Dad's upstairs putting shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"