A man was looking through the newspaper and saw that he could lose 10 pounds in 2 days. He didn't believe but called anyway. The next day the man's weight loss product was there. It was a beautiful woman wearing nothing other than running shoes and a sign saying, "If you can catch me, you can have me.“ So the man chases her for a few hours then gets her. So then he has sex with her. Same thing happens the next day but it took him a little longer.
He calls the company again and asks, "Do you have a longer trial?" The man gives him a 5-day trial. The same woman arrives at the door and the same thing happens as last time except for 5 days this time.
The man called the company once again and asked happily "Do you have a longer trial than 5 days?"
So the operator says, "yes, we have a 7 day trial but it is harsh."
The man says "I'll take it."
The next day he answers the door waiting for the woman but, it is Richard Simmons wearing nothing, but running shoes and a sign saying "if I catch you I can have you..."
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