Monday, March 4, 2013

Half A Turn

One day a priest was driving to the shops when he realized that he had a flat tire. A regular churchgoer sees the priest on the side of the road and pulls over to give him a hand. He changes the tire and tightens up the nuts.

The priest turns to him and asks "If that would be tight enough?"

The man replies "It's as tight as a Nuns pussy!"

The priest laughs as he says "Oh Well, you had better give it another half a turn"!

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