A man is watching TV and one of his daughters comes up to him and asks,” Daddy, why did you name me Rose?”
"Because when you were born, a beautiful rose petal fell on your head and we just had to name you Rose," he replies.
The next daughter shows up and asks, “Daddy, why did you name me Lily?”
“Because when you were born a water lily petal fell on your head and we decided to name you Lily.”
In the other room you hear "aaaaaaahhhhhkuidkasdhfasf, hjkhhksejhhffukfpaoe", and the father yells,” SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK
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