Timbuktu

One day there were two college students in a poetry contest. One was a respected English major from Harvard and the other was from the boonies in the south. They were the final contestants when the judges said, "Okay, now you have to say a poem and end it in Timbuktu."

So the English Major steps up and says, "Camels move across the sand, on like a caravan, on to Timbuktu." The judges clap and tales their scores.

Next the student from the boonies steps up and says, "A hunting' me and Tim went, we found some whore's in a pop up tent, them was three and we was two, I buck one and TIM BUCK TWO."