Two girlfriends where walking down the street and one sees her boyfriend in a flower store buying flowers and tells her friend "Shit I hate when my boyfriend buys me flowers he always expects something from me.”
Her friend says "What’s wrong with that I think its sweet."
The girl says "I am tired of laying on my back with my legs spread open for three days.”
Her friend replies "Why don't you just buy a vase..."
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