Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Blow-Jobs

Three men are walking down the street, the first guy sees a sign that says 'Blow-Jobs: $25' he goes in comes out (looking very happy) and the other two guys are like “What happened?"

The guy replies “Well first she pulled down my pants, put chocolate ice cream on it and then she sucked it off."

They keep walking down the street and the second guy sees a second sign ‘blow-jobs: $50' he goes in comes out (looking very happy) and he tells the other two what happened.

“First she pulled off my pants, put vanilla ice cream on it and whip cream then she sucked it off.”

They are walking down the road again and the third guy sees a third sign that says 'blow-jobs: $75' he goes in comes out and he looks very sad.

The other two asked, "What happened?"

He replied "Well first she put strawberry ice cream on it then whip cream and a cherry."

The guys say "so....."

He said, "Well it looked so good I ate it"

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