A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read:
"Don't Miss The Amazing Italian". The salesman bought a ticket and
sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with
three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.
Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male
member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd
erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their
shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found
the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The
Amazing Italian". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much
less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This
time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the
table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants
and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting
with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "but
I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were
using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be"
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