A Man comes home with some flavored condoms to spice up
the long winter nights. He comes in, throws off his coat, and announces
it to his wife, who becomes immediately excited. Without a word, she
grabs him by the balls and drags him upstairs. He jumps into bed, and she
runs off to the bathroom to powder her nose.
While he is lying in the bed, hands behind his head, the wife comes
in. She strips at the foot of the bed and slides up under the bedding
and starts playing the pink oboe.
Suddenly, she lifts the bedding and says to her husband "Mmmmm, cheese and onion?"
To which he replies, "No, hang on a minute. I haven't put one on yet."
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