Talking Filthy to a Barmaid

A man goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your breasts" he says. "You dirty git," shouts the barmaid, "get out before I fetch my husband."

The man apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread yogurt between the cheeks of your ass and lick it all off," he says.
"You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out." she storms.

Again, the man apologizes and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now, what do you want?" "I want to turn you upside down, fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop."

The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.

"What's up, love?" he asks.

"There's a man in the bar who wants to put his head between my breasts and lick the sweat off," she says.
"I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the husband.

"Then he said he wanted to pour yogurt down between my ass cheeks and lick it off," she screams.
"Right. He's dead." says the husband, reaching for a bat.

"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pussy with Guinness and then drink it all," she cries.

The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair,and switches the telly back on.

"Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.

"Look, love. I'm not messing with someone who can drink 12 pints of Guinness."