Saturday, October 19, 2013

Just had a Baby

Woman: I just had a baby and the doctor told me to do those Kegel exercises - you know to tighten up things down there.

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am, I understand. Are you in pain?

Woman: No, no, no. It's not that. It's just that every time I do those exercises I have an orgasm.

Dispatcher: I'm sorry, did you say "orgasm"?

Woman: Yes. Am I doing them right?

Dispatcher: Sounds like it to me.

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