Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self assured princess happened upon a
frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on
the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price, until an
evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you,
however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
price that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and
setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where
you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel grateful and happy
doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a
repast of lightly sauted frog legs seasoned in a white
wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself
and thought: "I don't fucking think so!"
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