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One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a Hand-job?"

The hooker replied "100 Bucks."

The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of damn money."

So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving Hand-jobs."

So he gave her the money and received the best Hand-job he's ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a Blow-job?"

She said "200 dollars."

"200 dollars that's a lot of money."

She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving Blow-jobs." So he gives her the money, and get the best Blow-job of his life

On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The Hand-job was good, the Blow-job was great how much for the whole package."

"1000 dollars."

"1000 dollars!!! That's a lot of damn money." So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if I had a pussy."