The Pilot comes on the intercom and says "We’re having major engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so please prepare your self." The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her makeup.
The Hispanic woman next to her says, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're not going to a party!"
The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the beautiful people first in a crash." The Hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to her mother as a gift.
The black woman sees this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you doing?"
The Hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for the rich people first." The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties.
The other two women ask her what she is doing.
"I don't know where you two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the most important thing is finding the black box!"
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