Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Breathalyzer

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

He said "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol." She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones."

She replied "You mean it shows that, too?"

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