Orange Dick

This guy calls up his doctor trying not to have a panic attack.

"Hello, This is Doc. Williams. What seem to be your emergency?'

"Doc, My DICK is orange!"

"OIC, Well lets see what I can do for you. I'll need to ask you some questions and you have to be Honest."

"OK."

"What did you eat for dinner last night?"

"Steak, Potato and Carrots."

"Well the Carrots wouldn't do that. What did you have for Breakfast?"

"Bowl of Cereal and Toast."

"Nope, OK What did you have for Lunch?"

"A Bologna sandwich and Cheetos."

"Oh, What we're you doing while you were eating lunch?"

"Just sitting in front of my laptop watching my new PORN!"