A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.
The son asks his father "Why there are so many different boxes of condoms?" \
The father replies ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father "What the 12-pack is for?"
The father replies ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''
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