A guy was stuck on a desert island for years. Then, from the depths of
the ocean, came a stunning dark-haired beauty equipped with scuba gear.
She walked slowly, voluptuously, up to the guy and asked very softly "Would you like a cigarette?".
He answered "sure".
She unzipped a pocket on the sleeve of her wetsuit, pulled out a
pack of cigarettes and a light. She offered him the cigarette, took one
herself and lit them both.
As they smoked their cigarettes, she asked, "Would you like a martini?"
"WOW, Yes" he responded with immense enthusiasm.
So she unzipped another pocket, pulled out a shaker of martinis, a couple of glasses and poured them both a drink.
She watched him as he sipped his drink and, with a breathtakinly
beautiful smile, whispered into his ear, "Would you like to play
around?"
Amazed at his good fortune, he said "You've got to be kidding! You've got golf clubs in there, too?"
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