A beautiful well-endowed young lady was searching the pet store for an exotic pet when she noticed a sign reading, "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!" and then in small print, "Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions."
She pointed and whispered softly to the clerk, "Give me one of those."
The man packaged her new frog and said, "Follow the instructions carefully."
As soon as she got home, she read the instructions: Take a shower. Perfume your entire body. Slip into a sexy nightie. Climb into the bed. Place your frog beside you. She followed each instruction precisely but nothing happened! She was totally frustrated and not a little upset, so she reread the instructions to confirm that she had followed everything exactly. This time she saw the fine print at the bottom of the page: "If you have any problems, phone the pet store." She did.
The clerk responded, "I'll be right over." And within minutes, he was. "Show me exactly what you did."
She once again followed the instructions precisely. "Look," she said. "That dumb frog just sits there."
The clerk picked up the frog and spoke to it sternly. "Listen here, pal: I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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