Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Deer

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this is?"
 

A little girl raised her hand. "Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?"
 

"It's a cow, teacher."
 

"Very good, Janie," said the teacher.
 

Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump the class. Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer.
 

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "What does your mommy call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?"
 

 Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, "I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard!"

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