Little red riding hood was walking through the forest and saw the wolf hiding in the grass
She said "What big ears you have."
He says "The better to hear you with." then he runs off.
Then she sees him hiding behind a tree & she says "What big eyes you have."
"The better to see you with." he says, again running away.
Then she sees him hiding behind a rock & says "What big teeth you have."
He replies "Dammit would you leave me alone? I'm trying to take a shit, you damn nosey brat!"
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