This is a place to spill your guts....
Not a place to bust your nuts.........
So keep it nice and keep it neat......
And find another place to beat your meat.
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
You look left and it reads: Look Right
You look right and it reads: Look Left.
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